Why is virginity such a big deal? Who gives a fuck if you're a twenty-something that hasn't had sex yet?

I keep hearing about people holding their shit and refusing to shit at school or at work or whatever. I can't do that. If I have to shit, I have to shit. I tried to hold it once and ended up pooping down my leg. That was the sorts experience of all time. I don't u derstsnd how some people can risk it.

I don't like kids at all. They creep me out to the extreme. But for some reason I have baby fever. My friend says it's cause I just want something to nurture and that's why I went crazy wanting a kitten/puppy a few months ago. But I don't think that's it... I just really want to have kids one day.

The Earl of Lemongrab is pretty much the best character ever made.

As soon as I get friend-zoned, I leave.

I just broke up with my boyfriend, and not 4 hours later he comes into my room and goes "I need your narwhal, I'm making you after-breakup bacon and it's midnight". I may still be upset with him but I'm glad we can still be rad friends :)

I met this girl outside the undie run last night and she was super great. I'm still kicking myself for not getting her number.

I have a dilemma. So I met this guy. We hit it off and we did things. Then I get this girl recommended to me to be friends. She has the same last name as him so I look through her photos and there's wedding photos of her and the guy I've been slept with! I tried to confront him, but he blocked me. Do I tell his wife or do I let her find out with another girl? And if I do tell her how would I do it?