When I was a sophomore in high school I pissed my pants on a camping trip with my two good friends. I woke up early to clean myself with grape soda and water. They never knew about it until I told them at graduation. They thought it was funny, as did I, but to this day I live in constant fear I will pee the bed. I haven't done it since, but every time I go to the restroom I bite my hand to make sure I'm awake.

Two and a half weeks, guys. You got this.

I check out guys and girls on a regular basis. Totally straight girl here, but damn some of you females are attractive as hell and make me question my sexuality.

Pretty sure college is the only place where working out, cleaning, eating, and sleeping can be seen as procrastinating.

Is anyone else going to miss this semester? No? Me either.

When guys check me out at the gym, I push myself harder. So I can't say that I mind it because it makes me bump weight.

New razor + newly shaved legs + silky pajamas = A feeling that I'm sad most guys will never know.

I get extremely uncomfortable when a guy pays for everything on a date.