I am finishing my last few weeks of student teaching, and there is nothing I want more then to fuck my mentor teacher! He's so sexy....

Yesterday I spent an hour watching videos of zits popping. I felt very satisfied and a little dirty.

Ever see that movie "gone girl" I totally get her rampage. Trying to be this "cool girl" for a man is exhausting. Right now we are friends with benefits and this "cool" girl listenes while you tell me problems about your ex that you are still sleeping with and with other girls you have over, and your problems in school. And your struggle to find a real girlfriend. What I want to do is have you ask me about my life. Not have me walk on eggshells around you, thinking if I say one wrong thing you'll end it. I've totally had dreams about taking you into the woods and murdering you

In order to be a "nice guy" you have to stay a virgin. If you want sex you're a bad guy. If you are just straight up say you'd rather have sex than a relationship youre a bad guy. But if you string her along for 2 weeks, gain her trust, then have sex you're not a bad guy. - girl logic

I just remembered on Halloween night, this little black girl came to my house and instead of saying trick or treat she was like, "WHATCHU GOT?!" And I couldn't stop laughing

You can tell me anything, she said
You can trust me, she said

People, never ever believe someone who says this, you'll both be better off if you pretend they didn't.

The other day, I got a phone call while I was walking through campus that my brother had died. I was very distraught and sat down and just cried and cried and was so distraught, I was begging people for help, although I don't know how they would help me. So many people walked by. So, so many people. I just really needed help. If I saw someone sobbing on the sidewalk loudly crying out for help, I'd stop.

I am graduating in December, and I keep having this reoccurring dream where it's the middle of the semester and there was this class I enrolled in but i completely forgot about it and never showed up and I fail and can't graduate. Anyone else having awful nightmares about graduating?