You know.... Non-traditional students have feelings and cry and laugh and smile and sob just like traditional students do..... but my very good friend whom I love told me to feel sorry and not worry about stupid and fake people and celebrate the ones I have. Today is my first day.... so fuck you lady.

Dear freshman,
I am only going to say this once. Yes. It snowed. Chill the fuck out. It's gonna happen quite a bit, and you and your friends freaking out and squealing about it only makes you look stupid. If you don't know how to drive, STAY OFF THE DAMN ROADS until you're ready. Go to an empty parking lot and practice. Don't just jump in your car and get in everybody's way. Also, ladies, PUT THE DAMN HEELS BACK IN YOUR CLOSET. DONT BE FUCKING STUPID. When you're walking and it's icy, lean forward, don't put your weight on your heels, you will fall. Let's try not to be idiots here people.
Sincerely,
An experienced Senior

I did it again. Nice guyd my way out of happiness because she doesn't "want anything serious" well bitch guess what, it became serious to me when you spent a night with me, agreed to going on a date and hooked up with me. I have the ability to be a terrible person. I'm decent looking, and can be charismatic. Sorry ladies, but this nice guy thing isn't working, so I'm going to do the one thing I despise. If I can't have my "something serious" then I'm gonna be the one that girls cry over when you fall for me. Let the fun begin and clearly it doesn't matter if you're still nice to me, I'm gonna still lead you on and leave like all you heartless whores have done to me

First snooooooooooooow of the season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I'm an NAU college senior, why am I so excited? lol)

So I like masturbate with this bullet vibrator. I experiment with it, but for the most part it goes onto the head of my penis and that's what gets me off.

There was this one time I decided to wear women's panties. It's soft, stimulates the package by hugging up against it, and a guy is not supposed to wear them so there's a weird sexual thrill there being taboo and all. I get my cock ring, go full massive with the panties tightly constricting my dong, and then get the idea to use the bullet to get both the head and my balls. INSTANT ORGASM.

The next few days later though, pretty sure it banged up my dick. Had a sore on it for about a week or so. Thought it might be an STD, though I hadn't had sex in two years or so, so that didn't make sense. Sore cleared up today. I'm assuming it was just a minor injury from some slight trauma by doing all of that.

Fucking thank you to the jackass that stole my yellow umbrella today from the Wall Aquatics center. I really enjoyed being soaking wet all the way home.

I feel guilty that when my class was talking about Freud, I couldn't help but think about my SO

To the people having sex in the individual study room next to me, Great idea covering up the little window but you know we can still hear you right? The walls are thin as hell.