So since Starbucks posted a confession I figured we should address problems at Cobrizo. First off, say what you fucking want in your burrito in the order we come to it. Don't start with beans then rice then chicken. If you want the veggies, say it after the meat and not at the end. NEXT. Learn the names of the fucking salsas. Stop calling the corn salsa "corn stuff." That is fucking RETARDED. Just say fucking corn. Stop calling pico de gallo "the chunky salsa" or the "salsa in the middle" or "tomatoes." Have you never eaten at a mexican restaurant before like holy shit! A naked burrito has no lettuce and a salad has lettuce. There is a difference. Yes we are aware the powdered guacamole is over-priced. get the fuck over it. If you get tacos, don't fucking load them up like a burrito. If you want all that shit, get a fucking burrito. It's impossible to have tacos with all that stuff that aren't falling apart. FINALLY we have loud ass fucking vents over our heads so SPEAK THE FUCK UP like holy shit just say what the fuck you want at a volume we can hear. And with that, have a good day. Oh, and don't fucking come up at 9:20PM when all the food is gone and ask if we're open. We make fun of you and you look stupid. :D

I just got the news on my phone about how that South Korean ferry had sunk and they found cabins "packed with bodies", one containing as many as 48 girls. All i could think about was how hard it must be to masturbate after seeing that. like for the rest of your life.

If you ride a bike and run stop signs. I hope I hit you with my truck.

Seeing all the confessions about people makes me feel a little pathetic. A lot are about someone I happen to like, but perhaps met at the wrong time. XD

I bet the Starbucks baristas exploding on the internet about how mad they are at customers are not the same ones getting all these "I wanna bone this bitch that works at Starbucks" posts.

Thank you NAU. Since you accepted too many Freshman a trailer park (Arrowhead) could be destroyed displacing over 50 families just because NAU students need a place to live, students that you are kicking off campus to allow Freshman a place to stay. Way to go!!! If no one knows what I am talking about just Google it. These trailer homes are right across from my apartments and I'd hate to see those nice families lose their homes :/

my butt cheeks aren't the same size and it drives me insane. like one of my butt cheeks is twice the size of the other one. like how the hell does that even happen?

I'm so tired of guys using the excuse of 'focusing on school' to not be in a relationship and just sleep around. i understand that school is important, as it will always be my #1 priority, but i also know you have plenty of free time. you're all just too chicken to make a commitment. grow up already. little sluts.