Can the Cline Library internet please stop sucking?

I rather live in a world where we can constantly mock each other for fun and accept the pain it brings, than live in a world where we have to watch every little thing we say in fear of offending someone. That's the problem with Flagstaff. You're all too god damn nice.

My girlfriend moved up here at the beginning of the semester. And boy ohh boy we bang sooo much its ridiculous. She sometimes gets really loud too, but I make sure she's quiet. Not only is she an excellent banger, I have put full trust into her, and I know she'll never go behind my back and bang other dudes. She loves me and I love her, and thank god she's my drum set. The only love in my life.

There are so many attractive girls around campus but I can never tell if they are gay or not (I'm talking about femmes). I don't have enough confidence to go up and talk to them and ask.

I don't like the kid who sits next to me in Cell Molec (11:10-12:25) because he's always trying to talk to me and it's so fucking distracting. He happened to finish his exam right before me. The teacher was sitting in a chair away from the exams and I snagged his scantron without anybody seeing. Enjoy your zero bitch.

I have to retake a class and I feel like it is the end of the world because I want to go into the medical field.

Instead of studying for the Ochem exam my friend and I watched porn on efukt. It's in 2 hours.

Girls always say to just come up and start talking to them but really what can we say to keep your attention?