Saturday, 26 April 2014 06:04 PM
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I swear every time my roommates climbs on to her bed i hear a spring break, I freak out every time it happens
Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:50 PM
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Every time my roommate stretches and reaches over to my area I just want to hit her over the head. So she gets the idea not to invade my space
Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:40 PM
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So I havrethis native friend and I'm wondering how he manages to keep getting laid and I can't. Do all these college girls like natives?
Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:20 PM
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I want someone that wants me, someone that wants to share me with their friends, and someone that wants to be apart of my life not the secret. One day I hope to find that. Let the trolling begin.
Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:55 PM
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I laugh so hard at all you fucking retards using the, "Its a trap," meme incorrectly. Go back to reddit you plebs.
Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:52 PM
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Nothing bothers more than people that take Intramural sports too seriously and insult everyone.
Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:41 PM
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Confessions from Green Scene. We love the customers who treat us like we are: people. We also love it when you are patient and appreciative. Thanks!
Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:16 PM
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@The guy at the blue-key 5k today I'd totally makeout with you. I'm pretty sure you saw me checking you out. I wish I had, had the guts to approach you, but I didn't know about what :(