Define slut. In your own words.

Just have to get through the next 2 weeks and then it's home sweet home.

Whenever someone likes a comment I make, I get this happy, tingly feeling inside.

i thought i could sneak a fart in while i was taking a shower, but i sharted all over the stall. i am extremely sorry to whoever has to clean the showers in our dorm. i tried my best to get most of it in the drain.

Take TWO minutes out of your day to reply back to me! I took one minute out of mine to say hi and see how you were doing. If I don't text anybody first I won't get one for the entire day. Wow some of my people suck then and this is why I use the term "friend" loosely

To the person with the masterbating roommate, seriously talk to your roommate. My roommate last year thought I was wacking it all the time too (when I wasn't) and decided to tell LITERALLY everyone in my dorm instead of asking me about it. Needless to say that put a damper on my social life in the dorms. Ya know, being labeled the kid who can't keep their hands out of his pants. It'll be awkward but it's not that hard to say "dude, stop spanking the monkey when I'm in the room."

When I was in elementary school I used to have fantasies about holding older guys down until they peed in their pants.

Tomorrow would have been our one year so I'd like to wake up with someone else's dick inside me because his will be in her.