The black guy that works at the einstein bagels in the Dub really freaks me out and I will go all the way to the einstein's in the union just to avoid him. But I'm kind of glad they hired him as he's a great example of what happens when you do crack and or meth (not sure which one causes his shakes and twitches).

Ate a chic-fil-a chicken nugget out of a girls pussy. Now i know what sweet and sour really tastes like.

Jerked it with mint conditioner, feels like my dick went through one of those 5Gum machines.

i left in the middle of class to send my girlfriend dick pics in the restroom and jacked off to her nudes.

You know how NAU has been admitting a ridiculous amount of freshmen because they want quick money and know at least 50% of those admitted will drop out their first year? What of that 50% DIDN'T drop out? What the hell would the university do if it actually had to manage all those kids, plus incoming classes, for some four odd years? Future freshman... don't let us down...

I like to pee in the shower when i have my period to see the blood flow down the drain.

I'm kind of starting to hate my gf. the reason i haven't broken up with her yet is because she lets my put it in her ass on a regular basis.

When i was in middle school there was a guy who flirted with me a lot and i ended up dating him and having my first kiss with him then my giving my first blow job. Christmas dinner found out he was my 2nd cousin.