Before I started college, I told myself that I did not want to have a serious relationship. I met this girl amazing girl who I was willing to change my mind about that. I had confessed to her how I felt and got "You're a nice guy, but I'm not at a time in my life right now to have time for or want feelings for anyone and these don't end well." I just know deep down that she does have feelings for me. It's like she's been in the situation before and doesn't want either of us to get hurt. I just don't know what to do and it's been keeping me up at night dwelling on this. We are trying to be just friends, but I'm making a fool out of myself the more I'm around her now. This is my confession.

To all the students who come to B&B.. Get off your damn phone while we are taking your order, don't get all pissed while waiting to get some coffee you made the decision to stop and get some & don't step out of line to tapingo & expect it to be ready in less than 2mins.

Thanks.

The Amber alert just went off on my iPhone…fuck your kid, that shit just damn near gave me a heart attack. WHERE IS THE MENU OPTION FOR THAT, HUH?!?

Every time I run across a bitchy, stuck up, hot chick, I simply think to myself how (in all likelihood) she will be beat up in about 10 years! Seriously, how many 30 year old women are hot? Yes there are some but the percentages, compared to the hot 20 year olds, are pretty low. Then at that point all they have to fall back on is their bitchy personality. Yeah...good luck with that.

I'm pretty sure the guys across the way from my room can see me masturbate, but I really don't care.

I'm wondering what you guys think:
Who has it easier, boys or girls?

My roommates ate my Girl Scout cookies. Out of two full boxes I am left with half a box of thin mints and five tagalongs. Five. I was saving them. So to give them a feeling of how my cookieless soul feels I put chocolate laxative in their Ben& Jerry's brownie chunk ice cream. They ate the whole container. Joke's on them

This isn't a confession, just some observations I had, that I thought might make a few people laugh during reading week.

Things you recognize as reading and finals weeks:
- the sound of energy drinks being opened all across the library
- parking is suddenly shit everywhere
- campus seems a whole lot busier and crowded
- the sound of people crying quietly in the library
- the local starbucks in town (not on campus) is open 24/7
- the library is open 24/7
- the library hosts "stress reliving" things for a few hours every day (there was puppies yesterday, jerks)
- finding a place to sit and study is kind of ridiculous
- you've never seen so many people in the library before, at all and any hours of the day
- some people are even sitting on the floor because there's no room to study
- people are sharing tables with strangers
- the general vibe in the library is "FUCK THIS"
- the look on everyone's face is "FUCK THIS SHIT"
- people are cursing quietly to themselves
- the frustration is clear in every single person
- the end of the semester motto becomes "DUDE, FUCK IT"
- some people pulling out their hair
- nobody giving a fuck about their appearance suddenly
- the look on some people's faces, that says they're clearly counting down the days to summer


Ahh, the end of the spring semester.. hahahahahaha