I really really really can't stand it when people chew with their mouth open. Do they not know how disgusting they are?

wish i could find more creative friends at NAU. (musicians , designers, producers of all kinds) I Just want to do dope shit all the time and travel and live that lifestyle. Need to collaborate with likeminded people!

How do you get a dog on campus ... and I'm not disabled in any way!

So last weekend I tried Molly, and I really wanted to lick things so I licked my friends hand. Turns out, she had just had sex previously and that was the hand she jacked him off with. Ooops.

Every time you open your mouth, I have the strange urge to pull a violin out of my ass and provide background music for whatever sob story comes out of your face.

For all the food service kids bitching about their jobs, its a JOB, they pay you because no one wants to do it. I work retail and deal with rude people too, it's just a fact of life.

I know most people who talk on the phone or are brief at the registers are just being inconsiderate, but what if they're on the phone with a parent because a loved one just died? Or they got a call from a potential employer they recently interviewed for? If they forget to thank you, maybe they were just dumped or fail a test and do not want to talk.
Sometimes things happen when we are in line that can keep us from being perfect people...Have you really never been in a bad mood when you ordered a coffee?

Now not to rant about my job, but let me put this in perspective for you: I deal with rude cutomers too, I have cleaned shit out of dressing rooms, I cut a woman out of a shirt 3 sizes too small, I was written up for not coming in at last minute shift changes (twice), and I spend 30 minutes simply getting to work. But you know what? I don't complain, I need the cash. So before you go hating on the rest of us students for making your job a little less leisurely, have you touched shit today?

Plenty of people would love a 5 minute commute that work around their schedule and paid above minimum wage, if you hate it that much...leave. A dozen others will happily take your job and do it with a smile.

I just want to talk about the staff at Pasta Works for a second. First of all, I think you guys are all amazing workers no matter whose shift it is! You guys brighten up my day because you are all so friendly and approachable! Keep it up guys, you're doing great!!

Walked in on my girlfriend performing auto erotic asphyxiation, I quickly walked out. I don't know how to approach this issue, kind of difficult since we're getting married in 6 days. Who knew I was engaged to a pervert. Unreal.