I don't know how some people can love cleaning their ears with cotton swabs so much. It makes me cringe.

I could never have a baby knowing I'll have to MAKE them do so many things they won't want to do just so they can have a life we made to be NORMAL but is the furthest thing from NATURAL.

Spring 2014: The semester I almost got blown away.

I'm taking this semester off and it's the best decision I've made in years. I miss NAU and all my friends but I feel so much healthier and happier than when I left. Can't wait to get back to Flag<3

Not really a confession, more of a complaint, but fuck all of the Arabic fucks in the gym coming in smelling of too much cologne and a sickening amount of cigarette smoke. Not only are these ass holes doing all of their workouts wrong, they're fucking everywhere, taking up space where people who are actually working out and not in a group of six socializing are. On top of that they walk around like they're the top dogs in there. Bitch my girlfriend can lift more than all of you.

Dear "Lounge Lizard"
I'm coming for that ass. I know where you live.
-The Gobdon Goose

He's adorable and cute and seems to genuinely care about me and probably has a girlfriend. #FML

I think next year I'll get 10 kitties and get them little bits of armor to have a kitty army. I would be seen as the crazy cat guy of my building, but i would be drowning in pussy so it'd be chill.