I feel like with how fucking crazy the wind has been blowing these days, NAU can create a new major that masters the art of flying with an umbrella like Mary Poppins

The more I make myself orgasm, the more I realize how shitty my ex really was at sex because he never could finish the job. Then again he never really put out the effort after he finished anyways since he always made it a priority that he got pleased. What sucks even more is that he was my first and only, and I'm the type of person who likes having meaningful sex, not random hookups with who the fuck ever. I can't even begin to imagine what I've missed out on... fuck. I'm curious though, anyone else in this generation actually have that mentality, or are people just in that lets fuck everyone we can phase these days? #sexuallydeprived

Love that no one in 1B McConnell seems to understand what "quiet" means.

The black guy who works at the einstein's bagels in the dub kind of freaks me out. But I'm glad they hired him as he's a great example of what happens when you do crack and/or meth.

I'm from Tucson, and grew up around the UofA. Now that I go to NAU all I'm sure of is that we all have a common hatred: ASU.

I live a contradiction, I hate people in general and want to be left alone. However, I want nothing more than a nice girl in my life.

Finals stress me out to the point where I instantly turn into an old man. I'm finding gray hairs in my beard, my joints are stiff, and my muscles hurt. The worst part, I'm only a freshman.

A little fun for finals week:
3 things you buy at Wal Mart to make the cashier feel awkward... Ready go