So its 3 in the morning, right.. And my roommate and I hear some noises outside of Wilson.. And some guys just stole the Wilson Hall sign. OMG.

sooo by the gracious winds of flagstaff I'm assuming, I found some keys stuck in a bush by the Suites. it was a white NAU lanyard, with what I'm assuming to be freshman dorm keys attached to it. just letting whoevers keys these belong to I turned them into the front desk at the Suites.

How difficult is it to squirt!? I have tried multiple times with my my fingers and my vibrator but nothing works. My boyfriend is excited to try to different ways this summer so I'll squirt, but I don't think either of us knows what to do. Pornhub needs better videos rather than just Lesbian Bukkake.

where's a graduation/end of the year party?! :D last weekend here, let's get turned up NAU!! I want to end the year with a BANG lol

i've been dating this girl for less than a month and she was expecting a proposal !
i mean that's crazy !! so i broke up with her cause i was afraid that in our second month she wants a baby !!!

So I work at the North Campus union and I have to say, ladies, keep doing what you're doing! Your summer clothes were turning me on. Those ass-cheek shorts get me every time.

Instead of studying for finals, my friends and I ordered a pizza, put on Wolf of Wall Street and created brand new Neopets accounts. #noragrets

My roommate told me how sometimes he thinks about killing me and our other roommate by slitting our throats at night. I'm sleeping in my car for the rest of the year.