I wanted to breakup with a girl for another girl with a tighter pussy. So i filled a sprite bottle with orange juice, stained it with clear wax, placed it next to my bed among used tissues; to make her believe i collect jizz in a bottle. When she visited me she saw it while i was getting dressed & left w/out saying a thing.

i had a yeast infection so my fiance and i used yogurt as lube to treat it

So, girls, why do so many of you get angry when guys don't put the toilet seat back down. You should just be happy that we put the seat up in the first place.

To the guys who came into Outback and left a note on the receipt to "Call me"...you forgot to put your number with it dipshit lol

So wired on coffee. I'm scared I wont be able to focus on my exams now. Fuck you coffeeeeeeee!

As I sit in the library studying for finals, my mind wanders to what if there was an active shooter situation? The library is so confusing it would be like a life-or-death case of hide and seek. That sounds really exciting to me. Then I wonder if I could somehow disable the shooter? Me being an average girl with no fighting skills and no gun (side note-why gun control is stupid) I wouldn't stand a chance except maybe throwing a book at the shooters head, but that would probably leave me shot. Anyways, anyone else go through scenarios like that in their head?

I think the library should make sections for each department, then subdivide that into classes during finals, so people can meet up with others in their class and study together!

Just witnessed some Asian couple trying to have sex in one of the private study rooms on the second floor get caught by security hahah "we were just sleeping in our underwear" hahah at 3 am seeing your walk of shame as you followed security out and made a detour to get rid of the evidence! Hahha losers!