This page makes me lose faith in humanity.

They should have music playing for awkward poop offs in stalls...

Sometimes I want to kill myself for what my ex did to me. She didn't have to lie... and we should have never been together.

I do pushups to stay awake, that includes when I'm studying in the library at 5 AM. So, question, why the fuck do people feel the need to talk about it and give me looks? It is so irritating. Maybe if you busted out a couple hundred a day like me you would drop some of that chest fat.

Ever since we started dating, my fiance and I have used to "pull and pray" method. I didn't know it was an actual type of contraception until recently. It works though, I haven't had a scare or been with child yet.

My roommate talks and sings to himself when he takes a dump and it's the weirdest fucking thing ever

i only eat at the wedge so i can steal snacks and drinks

I love the smell of my period. When i'm on it, i sit cross-legged as often as possible to get the best of it. I've also recently started playing with the chunky bits that comes out. The smell gets stuck under my nails or just on my skin and my hand smells amazing until i wash it.