Well, Ok... I draw a face on my penis for skin... every morning glory. I draw all over my penis and play with it before i take a shower. So far he's been a shark, kimoto dragon, snake, snapping turtle, tuna, cat, sword, worm. a muppet (this was a fun one), lobster, elephant trunk... fuck there are so many things I have made my penis into. So far the most funny one has been spider man's arm.... yeah it shot out a spidey web.

Also for other animals I use toilet paper to make fins and ears and whatever I need to create my master penis's. Haha see what i did there... "master pieces." into "master penis's."

I slapped my friend with a fish. Sad to say we are no longer friends...

I have never had a Significant other/partner before. My reason, I have a love for stuff animals. I love inanimate objects. CORRECTION : I am INLOVE with inanimate objects.

I am currently seeking help. I want to get married to my stuff Chicken(Seth). He is always there and won't leave me ever. So many people leave each other. I feel like i may need help. No one will look at me the same if they knew my love for non-human objects. I am messed up in the head. I know! Don't Judge. But I am unsure where. And what if it can't be fixed. I am not normal. Yet, I do not want a human partner.

So its been 3 years and I still have feelings for an ex. I am with some other guy at the moment.

By feeling's I mean i want to do a lot of things to him...

Sometimes, I look at his profile and talk to his profile picture. I call him a dirty whore, a slutty monkey ready to lick my ass. I ask him if he wants me. I look like a fool talking to my computer... Doing unthinkable things to by body. Some involving chocolate, matches and ropes... Pleasuring myself in from of his profile picture. I know if i ask my ex or my bf they wouldn't find my fantasy fun... Its been brought up in conversations...small talk.

My bf does not know... I want my ex,bad. Just to dominate him and have him dominate me sometimes... I need someone to release my frustration on...sexually.

Have you ever seen two people french kiss with full on tongue force? Yeah, my bf and i lick each other's faces all the time. Full on french kissing with tongue everywhere!! Like, up the nose, in the ear and sometimes all over those cheeks. It turns me on. I would not know what to call that kind of a kiss. French with a twist? I think my bf is just a really bad kisser but I like it..


Would that make him a good kisser? Well, I mean, if I like it...?

I have a serious question to the people reading this page. I am a pan-demisexual female. I have promised myself that I am staying pure until marriage. I'm chubby and I have no plans to change that, as I love my body. But, assuming you met me and enjoyed my personality, would anyone be attracted to me/have any interest or am I just more trouble than it's worth because of these things?

I never fully understood the term, " Social drinker" until college.

When I do leg lifts, I orgasm. I thought I was the only girl but then I googled it. It's actually pretty common. Who needs pornhub when you can cum while you exercise?