My sex life is about as exciting as a dead fish. :(

Oh freshman if you think you've escaped high school bullshit well you're wrong. I've never had to deal with so many petty college students, they are full of bull shit. The best thing about college is that you don't live at home.. Soooo...

I talk a lot of shit, I swear I mean it all

That awkward moment when your mom shows up at your house while your laying in bed with your underage fuck buddy a couple days after she tells you to get yourself a vibrator. :/

My confession: Most texans annoy the hell out of me. The only thing I respect about Texas is the blue collar background. But when all these shit-heads come from Texas talking about how it's done in Texas and why Texas is the best and compares everything to Texas, it gets a little annoying. It's kinda like the douche bags who drive around with the So Cal. stickers. If you love your state so much, just fucking stay there, don't come to NAU where no one cares about the amount of cow shit you've kicked in Texas.

A roommate knocks on the door to try and get back into his room while his other roommate is getting action and you think that of me? No. I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS.

I'm freaking out about coming up to NAU in a few months... I don't know what to bring besides the obvious clothes and school supplies.. is there anything else a freaking out soon to be freshman should bring?

As a transfer who's been waiting two months to hear about my dorm building assignment, just curious, does this mean I'm just not getting in? I just threw away $250 on the application fee and deposit didn't I?