I get awkward boners when I poop sometimes

I kind of understand why many Americans are obese...like, your portion sizes are HUGE. Literally, a single order or plate at your restaurants can feed like three people. Also, why do many of you inhale your food? It's like you haven't eaten in many days.

I laugh when girls say they want a HUGE dick. I mean those that say only 7 to 9 inches with a huge girth will satisfy them. Thats hard to fine for once. Second its hard to getting use to and the tearing you up if your man just wants to finish. Being gentle and having patience is hard. Once you have had a big dick IT WILL BE HARD TO GO BACK. Ladies thats fine if you like that but answer me this? How wide is your vagina then? Because this will never let you be the same. I like mine around the normal size,5- 6 inches.. The normal and keeping up with kegals (or vag mucsles). I guess the only thing good about a big dick is to widen you up for child birth. That is if you can keep the baby inside without it slipping out.

I've been with my boyfriend for a little over two years now. We both mess up sometimes (or a lot of the time), but he's my best friend and I wouldn't change that for the world. Every time someone talks about us getting married centrally or having a family I try and play it off like we're too young and blah blah. The reality is, I've never been comfortable enough with anyone to imagine a future until now and it scares the hell out of me to be able to see a marriage. Every day I tell myself not to mess it up based on fear.

I thought Frozen was stupid.

I may or may not be a homie hopper. I don't come on to them but still.. Oh well, at least I know it about myself.

It sucks being the kid who never gets invited anywhere but always asked later why I wasn't there.

My odds of getting this confession posted is 57.2%, that's better odds than Vegas!