I like keeping my hand warm by putting it down my pants

This is all I want to be able to do without being judged. Get the underwear out of my ass, zip up my fly, reach in my nose and get rid of that booger, tell my friends I love them without being drunk, discuss sex with a girl before actually doing it so we both know what to expect and when it will happen, ask my female friends for sex tips.

There was a long period of time where I hit on everything that moved, and a lot of people grew to dislike me because of it. I'm much happier knowing that people at college are much more mature than people in high school and were able to put my past transgressions behind us when they saw I was growing up.

One of my friends hiccups when she gets angry. This is both terrifying and adorable because hell hath no fury like her.

I went to a high school where we had so little school spirit that our prom was almost cancelled due to lack of interest. Being at NAU was really uncomfortable for me at first because there is a much higher level of school spirit. I actually have a mascot now.

My boyfriend and I are looking for an attractive, bi female that wants to come spend the night ;) if you want in like or comment.

Has anybody seen NAU's acceptance rate?... According to google it's 91% as of 2013. This is higher than ASU's. The whole torch of a joke about ASU letting anybody that breathes enroll has now been passed to us.

Most people my age are really stupid.