I swear I have the worst luck with women. We meet, hang out 3 or 4 times, everything's going great and well and the bam! They all of the sudden don't want to do anything and stop talking to me. I mean am I doing something wrong here? The sex is good, the conversation is good, everything is good and then all of the sudden I just get cut off like a frost bitten foot. It doesn't make any sense. I mean I guess I'm not really looking for a relationship but soemthig lasting more than a week or two would be great. These girls really know how to kill a man's confidence ??

I trust no one up at NAU, especially a bitch! Never trust bitches.

To all incoming freshmen: If you live in a triple room in Reilly, you will have less square footage available than an inmate. Welcome to NAU. We hope you enjoy your stay.

I wish I would have lived my life right so I could be an EFY counselor.

I wish I wouldn't have any sex drive.

I wish I hadn't had my heart broken, been kicked out of BYU-I,and fallen into long stages of depression.

I wish I wasn't me...I bet I could've had a lot more fun.

I finally landed a date with this guy I had been crushing on for weeks. Well it wasn't a date, we were mutual friends and our friend group decided to hike Humphrey's. But a date enough for me. I had just gotten back from a long trip abroad, and was REALLY constipated. Like 10 days constipated just from the drastic change in diet. No matter what I tried, I was stalemate. So, even though I felt like shit (haha) and had the sweats constantly and could barely move comfortably, I wanted to see this guy so went hiking. Halfway up the mountain, I started snacking on some honey roasted peanuts. I ate a small baggie of them but they did the trick. Despite previously spending $20 on laxatives. Honey Roasted Peanuts guys. don't trust them. I was casually trying to be cool talking to my crush about my trip and suddenly 10 days of shit needed to exit my body immediately. It almost happened right there if i hadn't clenched my cheeks together as strong as I have ever used a muscle. I hastily pretended I dropped my phone down the trail and awkwardly with my cheeks clenched together as hard as possible, tried to run as fast as I could down the trail shouting DONT WAIT FOR ME KEEP HIKING DONT LOOK BACK ITS FINE EVERYTHINGS GOOD ILL CATCH UP. As soon as I was out of sight, I sprinted into the forest, couldn't go anymore after 2 feet, ripped down my pants, held on to a tree, and shit such a huge one it spiraled like a neat pile of soft serve at high speed. But maybe elephant size. It felt like my whole body was being shit out until I was a raisin of nothing. I could barely crouch high enough off of the mountain of poop it was so exhausting. It gutted me. I was horrified. When it was over, I grabbed a handful of leaves and grass, wiped my ass with it because I didn't care about anything anymore, I was no longer a lady. I didn't know what I was anymore. A Neanderthal. A monster. I checked my shorts and legs for poop, and caught up as if I weren't magically 30 pounds thinner in 20 minutes. I put a few sticks on it to warn hikers, but it was honestly to enormous to miss. I felt bad. But also like I could now run a thousand miles. God it feels good to tell someone finally.

*I* was the one who dealt it! IT WAS ME

I wish my coworker would just man up and kiss me already. It's completely obvious that he wants to.

I brush my teeth like, 1-3 times a week. Never had a cavity. Teeth still look good. Breath...well I've never had a complaint.