I don't twist apart my oreos.

At first I thought getting eaten out was gay like I didnt want another guy down their. Now I like it and down to get eaten from any guy, (or girls). But I like tht guys can handle my farts tho. Lmao

I gave that pussy a milk ring. Pussies love milk rings...

It's so funny to see how different people handle their breakups; especially when one turns into a ping pong ball with all the rebounds they go through, while the other doesn't seem to change at all because they've actually moved on. Seriously. Have some class and grace, because your sloppy attempts to distract yourself come off so sad and desperate.

I must be lacking somehow, somewhere because my ex searches for black gay porn.

I'm going to be a freshman as NAU this year and all the other freshmens post on the NAU page are fucking annoying already.

When teachers said color in your lines make sure they're nice and neat they weren't doing shit but preparing you for scantrons..you're welcome

I'm thinking about playing my guitar in downtown tonight with my case out. Honestly its not about the money, although it will be nice, its more about seeing if I'm even good enough for anyone to throw any money down. Should I do it?