This entire time I thought the "Strive for five" shower signs were suggesting make shower sex last at least five minutes.

I was hooking up with this guy and he asked me where I learned all my good moves from and I told him experience, but in reality I just read a lot of smutty fanfiction.

I'm 22 years old. If it was guaranteed I'd get away with it, the lowest age I would fuck is 12. I don't give a fuck.

Any body kno that hoe from Flag High who always slept with any college guy? I saw her at my work. It was awkward. I didnt kno if I shuld ask her for her autograph or her friends phone #? The blond 1 is cool tho.

Almost slapped the shit outta this lil girl that said "mommy is she black?" yes bitch I am black. STFU!

The grammar Nazis are really ruining this page. I mean congratulations, your auto correct has made you the guru of grammar!

My boyfriend and I moved out of state to be away from our families & strive to be more independent. His mother & grandmother are suffocating & his brother is intolerable. We only just arrived here maybe for a month & a half yet his family is already planning on us coming home for Xmas. We actually made plans to do our own thing & go to time square. Were getting guilt trips & he's slowly saying how maybe we should go. Last Xmas his brother threw him through the window & he had to go to the er & his mom rambled about how interracial babies are an abomination (hint for him not to knock me up) anyway should I be supportive and go w/ him or put my foot down & remind him of the physical & emotional scars his family leaves?

There is this one Facebook friends that always posts these super red-neck posts that offend me every time.But I keep him as a friend because he is so amazingly hot. I'd so like to bend him over :3