Is it possible to get from North to South Campus in 20 minutes for classes?

Alright why do the girls at NAU seem 100 times hotter than last year?

Confession: I challenged Chuck Norris to the lava bucket challenge, but the lava refused...

Don't you just hate it when you have to take a shit and have a boner at the same time?

This one time I dove into the center of the universe before everything existed and had sex with it.

Sometimes breakups are absolutely hilarious to watch. I mean really, both people think they're in the right when the chances that either is right is very slim. It just gets so unbelievably petty! You broke up, stay the fuck out of each other's lives for a while and learn how to be an adult before you try some awful backstabbing scheme against each other! My word.

I feel like i'm failing to live up to the college experience. I feel like I want to go to parties, meet girls, and dance. Especially since this is one of the only times in my life that I will feel this capable of doing it. How are you even supposed to know when you have found the right girl?

In less than a day I will be posting on facebook telling all my friends that I(a woman) have been dating a girl for 3 months now. Since we are both woman I am curious as to how my friends will all react to the announcement. Here's hoping that all goes well.