Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:27 AM
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I fucked my ex gf's bear before giving it back to her.
Tuesday, 26 August 2014 12:06 AM
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The thing I miss the absolute most is being able to comfortably cuddle with my best friend and watch porn casually. FYI we're both females.
Monday, 25 August 2014 11:32 PM
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met a guy back home in Cali and slept with only him all summer without a condom and now I have reason to believe I've gotten something...
where should I get checked?
Monday, 25 August 2014 11:27 PM
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I purposely point any freshmen the wrong way when they ask me where something is, makes my day that much better
Monday, 25 August 2014 10:18 PM
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Dear wi-fi,
I'd appreciate if you stayed connected for more than 10min.
Sincerely,
I've tried submitting this assignment 3 times! And it's all your fault!
Monday, 25 August 2014 10:16 PM
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I get sick satisfaction watching the girls I went to high school with get fatter than me as the years pass.
Monday, 25 August 2014 10:14 PM
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My roommates like to stay out late every night. I'm one of those people that feel obligated to wait up for them, just to make sure they do actually make it back. It's getting to the point that I'm starting not to care, but I still can't sleep until they're back.
Monday, 25 August 2014 10:12 PM
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I woke up wet as fuck cuz of dream that my parents had brought me into their sex. HELP