Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:53 AM
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I want to get a box of 1000 crickets off Amazon and release them in the dorms :D
Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:45 AM
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My window is always open I encourage you to come climb in. ;D
Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:43 AM
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How interesting would confessions be if we were restricted to 140 characters?
Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:42 AM
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I stick metal balls in my girlfriend's pussy and using a very strong magnet I move them around inside her.
Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:36 AM
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I pulled out the giant middle thingy in my washer and now I just sit in the washing machine contemplating life's most important questions.
Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:34 AM
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Life advice, have an extremely great hobby that you always look forward to doing, after a long day. And make yourself do it even if you don't feel like it. Also make sure it's a project that is short in nature otherwise it won't be fun anymore, just more work.
Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:30 AM
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I make my classes interesting by letting my boyfriend remote control my dildo.
Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:29 AM
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During my freshman year I didn't know how to how to use the showers in the dorms. I ended up taking cold showers every morning for a week.