I ate a girl out and didn't find out until the next morning that she was on her period.

Update from depressed bipolar guy: damn. I appreciate the love and support so much. I just wish I got the same shit in person. Even though all these people post this shit I still feel so alone struggling through this. I don't have the guts to confess this in person or tell anyone who could be there for me and help. Self defeating I suppose. But that doesn't mean I'm not incredibly grateful for everyone who offered help.

I'm going to show up to one of my classes drunk in the near future.

I only have sex at night because the sperm is asleep which means I can't get pregnant and plus I'm still a virgin. Go college :D

I don't want to hear a guy complain about girls not being straight forward with them ever again. I've lost three guy friends in the last month because I've told them the honest truth about the nature of our relationship (whether it's "hey, we shouldn't flirt because you have a girlfriend" or "I'm not interested in coming over because your roommate's not there") and all I have to say is Y'ALL CAIN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Maybe you should consider that you crossed a line before telling your friends I'm a bitch.

I watch a shitload of anime. My "MyAnimeList" says I've watched over 200 days worth, at roughly 22 minutes per episode.

Why does it seem like the moment I tell a guy that I am a virgin they literally look the other way?

So I've been reading a lot of confessions of people saying they're lonely as well. I was thinking if we all just got together one day and had some coffee or grabbed a bite to eat so we can meet one another and maybe make some cool friends out of it!!