If you can make me laugh to a point where I can't even breathe I will give you a blowjob #sorrynotsorry (I'm a girl)

Lost my virginity in the woods

I have a schoolgirl crush on my manager, and now I can't even look at him.

can everyone stop with the depressing "confessions" already? I'm sick of reading shit about break ups and depression and lonliness. go see a fucking therapist, and let the real confessions shine and make me laugh like old times. I may be called an asshole for saying all this, but seriously, why would you go to Facebook for help and not a professional? so that's my confession, I'm sick of feeling depressed after reading everyone's "confessions."

First week walking on campus today and all I have to say is... Real men love big booty bitches!!!!

To my neighbor who keeps watching porn, with the window open and playing it with the volume on full blast... Are u gonna fuk or NAHH??

BbLearn, kiss my fat ass.....

I think I may have a fetish for Red heads. What can I say they're fire ;)