Tuesday, 02 September 2014 11:51 PM
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When you're on tinder and accidentally swipe left on the person who could have been the love of your life... Fml
Tuesday, 02 September 2014 11:30 PM
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I like to sleep in the nude, but before bed while I'm watching netflix I support my boobs by just holding an arm over them. I'd really like a guy that would just cuddle and support them for me everynight
Tuesday, 02 September 2014 10:09 PM
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Ever see someone ride by on their bike and think "Damn. You are my soul mate. Please stop riding away."
Tuesday, 02 September 2014 09:55 PM
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My hands smell like bacon
Tuesday, 02 September 2014 09:52 PM
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I was too lazy to take my used motor oil to Walmart. I dumped it in the Rio de Flag instead.
Tuesday, 02 September 2014 09:02 PM
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Demisexual guy again. I'm also a virgin, so that's not fun at all, and makes things worse. My issue is all my friends are hooked up with someone else, and making new friends whom I could have sex with feels underhanded.
Tuesday, 02 September 2014 07:44 PM
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Gave my first blow job and lost my virginity on Mars hill...
Tuesday, 02 September 2014 07:26 PM
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I love how now a days girls that wear yoga pants and booty shorts that leave no room for anyones imagination are now bashing on girls wearing high wasted shorts. Seriously, it's all the same. Sloots for everyone to enjoy looking at