To the person that posted about his window being open for anybody, fuck you! Some ass hole saw it as an invitation to climb through my window.

I like to provoke my poop by sticking a finger up my butt.

To the people commenting and dissing on redheads, redheads aren't crazy. Red isn't even our natural hair color. Those people with natural red hair are called gingers. All women are crazy and horrible. It doesn't matter what color hair you have. Thank you for judging random redheads in the world just because of our hair color and not by our characteristics and the person that we actually are.

There is a really attractive man down the hall from me. He is really nice, smart, funny, and classy. The one problem is that EVERY GIRL likes him. I just don't know how to stand out and get him to notice me.

How do I tell my best guy friend that I want to be fwb?

To the sweet little cutie who nervously but boldly approached me while I was sitting alone at the union the other day (I'm a guy) Text me already! I actually want to get to know you

Shout out to the people who bashed me on my tinder post. First and foremost, I don't fuck them. I go out on dates. #PowerOfThePussy means they pay and I don't. But hey. I'll be Kermit and sip my tea with free movies and free food. (;

After a day like today all I want is alcohol and sex, too and neither is available to me since I'm underaged and bad with people