Tuesday, 09 September 2014 07:36 PM
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if you walk in the bike lane, expect to get hit.
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 07:27 PM
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If I ever need a laugh, I just think about the MTG card "Goblins of the Flarg".
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 07:26 PM
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I am really confused by the phrase "Lay down some Fat Beets". Why do people want to help overweight root vegetables sleep so much?
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 07:25 PM
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Over the summer, I have learned that I have a talent for throwing things with deadly accuracy. I am wary for my foes on the battlefield, now.
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 07:24 PM
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As an older brother I feel it is my job to threaten my siblings' love interests.
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 07:22 PM
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I do beatbox to the theme of Tetris. I though it would be good for my a Capella audition but I was clearly very very wrong.
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 07:20 PM
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Do the kid i doused with water driving by in my WRX, i am incredibly sorry and in no way did that intentionally. If it makes you feel better i did laugh hysterically at your expense though
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 07:17 PM
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Real talk. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus