So about a week ago, I somehow misplaced my favorite pair of Pink Breast Cancer Awareness Oakleys, and someone must have taken them. I've searched all my classes, and they're gone! I am extremely depressed about it! Just know that whoever stole them, stole from the breast cancer awareness foundation themselves, and that makes you a sick and twisted person! >:(

If I can't see your face on Tinder, I automatically think there must be something wrong with it or that your hiding something.. so I move on to the next boy... Also, if you have several hot chicks in pictures with you, I immediately wonder why your even on Tinder, compare myself to them, and then decide to swipe left. Take notes, guys!

The real question is not if white guys are open to interacial relationship but it's if the girl's are open to dating a guy from a different race. Don't give me that crap about race don't matter trust me I've seen some girls turn down some guys because they don't wanna piss off their parents or some other crap like people looking down on them for interacial dating

Honestly I think this page is more effective than the counseling at this school. Shout out to all the people who give good feedback. Plus if the fucking admins post my shit it's way cheaper than the counseling at the HLC. Unless you are majorly depressed. Then see a counselor.

This past weekend I was literally sandwiched between two guys: a beautiful white man and a hot Filipino... Best night of my life

Yesterday, I found a backpack full of beer in the woods and gave it away to a couple of random dudes for free.

Whenever I make guys mad at me, they always talk about having sex with my roommate, and it gets me naked to save our relationship. So guys, if a girl is being bitchy and won't give you what you want, tell her you want someone close to her.

If you live in McKay and on the third and second floor, WALK LIGHTLY these ceilings are thin and it sounds who guys are walking as if you had cinderblocks strapped to your feet, Thank first floor people