I'm concerned for some of you... Some of you really need to calm the fuck down.

Bucket list: To Hook Up In the Library

I met a guy from Tinder and he doesn't even look like his pictures. Awkward AF.

I will pour water on my dick and stick it to a pole during winter.

I sometimes buy condoms so i can validate my feelings by those who think i will get laid.

To the haters on the no condom post... We've been together for over a year and he was tested for STDs before we ever had sex. Obviously we screwed up but in the heat of the moment it's hard to say no when you don't have any condoms at the time and your fucking horny. I'm not making excuses though, I know it was a bad choice. Birth control is definitely something I need to consider but we will see once I make sure I'm not pregnant. Keep hating, but I can't change what has been done.

I'm a guy and I have a lot more casual sex than I'm proud of. The problem is that's not what I really want. I want love. I always end up feeling unfulfilled and empty. I want someone I can see myself with forever. Someone I can settle down with. But I always just end up having some random sex and hating myself for it. Why can't I find someone who wants that too? Why do I keep going after random casual sex if what I want is love. What's wrong with me? Fuck.

Some people say I'm arrogant, but I have a really hard time hearing them over the sound of my CLANGING STEEL BALLS.