I fucked a guy on his roommates bed when he was out of town. I felt kind of bad after, because that's kinda gross.

Has anyone else noticed that there are some reflective tiles in the bathrooms at the union? You can basically see other people going to the bathroom...

So I met this girl on Tinder and I'm pretty sure I knew her in high school. I had the biggest crush on her but had no clue she was into girls too and now I am super nervous to actually be dating her, if she accepts my invitation of course. #lesbianproblems

This morning I woke up and couldn't even walk in a straight line, on my to class I threw up everywhere. I ended up going to the hospital and found out I had altitude sickness. To the man that helped me and carried me in the building, I am so grateful to you, I wouldn't have made it to the hospital without you. And to the people who walked by and stared, you're rude.

Funny story about how I hooked up with a guy at my work. Found out after me he went girl crazy. The girls and I sit in the back and make fun of how small his dick is. Sorry about it.

A year ago I met my boyfriend on tinder. I'm engaged now...
And I still hate telling people that we met on tinder. Talk about an awkward stare back...

Don't ever room with your friends, it can just lead to shit.

I'm a white guy that likes mixed race girls, but I never know how to approach them because I have standards that are probably way too high for me and because I was raised in a racist household so I have a preconceived notion that I'm supposed to date white girls.(Sorry if I said anything racist, I really try not to.)