Shoutout to my roommate who lets my girlfriend live with us without paying rent. You are seriously a chill guy.

Realized I only have 3 black friend out of 200 or so fb friends. This is fucked up but my first thought was: "I'll never get to bang a black chick at this rate."... I hate my conscience sometimes.

I'm so confused about my life, my religion doesn't make sense and I've been long from it (and can't follow the rules), my goals are out of reach in some things, and I don't really have friends. I feel like once I graduate that I'm pretty much done. I'm an adult, and what do I have to show for it?

I think my favorite part about the refugee confessions is either how they were before the massive waves of sexual assault stories, or that those same people aren't globally aware enough to know how much governments like Germany and Sweden have been covering up that issue.

Forget that ISIS has a probable and effective strategy with whatever anyone does, the culture clash alone should've been at the fore thought of the issue. But n'aw, it's not important enough of a detail. Doesn't fit enough of a narrative. Let's not address it at all, either it be being for or against allowing them into our borders.

Wow, nobody has been on here in a while. I think this page died because of yik yak. Hiii

I know it's creepy but I love it when my spends the nigh because it means I get a pillow that smells like them.

Ive lost count of how many strangers I've had sex with..... Anyone out there horny? #SexAddict #NoStrings #Anonymous

What do you do when your date doesn't show up? Go out, buy a box of mothafuckin Frosted Flakes, and get face deep in that bowl of sugar and dairy deliciousness. Cheers to her not knowin what shes missin