Tinder. I swear to god if I see "adventure" in one more girls profile... Not to mention the classic Grand Canyon (at the rim) or Sedona (20 yards from the road) Pics! But I conform and post the same basic shit because I'm painfully single. Do I want laid? Yes! Have you seen the yoga pants!? Hot Damn Ladies well done using the HLC! Not to mention when the temperature gets above 50* the shorts and the legs come out!
However in honest confession, I'm a simple romantic and at this point all I crave is the intimacy of kissing one anothers bodies for hours. Fuck tinder, I just want to be tender.
27,000 students in the NAU system. 11,400 Males. 16,500 Females.
May the odds ever be in your favor.

I am 48 and she was 22 - I was stupid enough to believe I wouldn't just be another notch on her bed post. I should have known... god I flipped out that it was her calling it over for no reason... jesus - I tried to get her to come back just to say goodbye in a normal fashion - she called her rich daddy footing her NAU bill, and her meth addiction and her self proclaimed being a whore... to tell me off... I was like - man - if you parented your kid right from the beginning none of us would be in this position.. no wonder your kid is such an asshole

My former boss on me looking for dates: "Just pick the big girls man, they bring sandwiches" lol. Miss that guy. Let the hate comments roll

Went to cline to take a nap after my 8am class. I woke up to myself farting, everyone was looking at me. Embarrassing.

To the NAU confession about the girl not showing up and eating a box of Frosted Flakes. Make it captain crunch and I'll join you.

You keep asking me why I don't talk to you anymore and want to hang with me. You're with someone now, and truth is I'm trying to get over you. Not talking to you is my way of doing it. Am I doing the wrong thing?

Torrenting all my textbooks and giving them out to all the people in my classes free of charge. $200/book * 2 classes *50 students per class= $20,000 in savings. Your welcome.

I've been back for a day and the panic attacks are setting in. Fml