To the dumb ass bicyclists: I like how you all flipped me off and yelled when I passed you when you were going 10 in a 45, taking up an entire lane. I liked it even more when I slammed on my breaks and got out of my truck that you pansies all dipped. Don't fuck Texas!

Damn some of these freshman girls are fine as hell. Stay sexy ladies

I love giving blowjobs, but hate admitting it because I want an actual relationship where I can give my man a blowjob as a sign of appreciation for everything he does for me, not just to I guy I barely met..

Thank you to the person(s) who made the 9/11 memorium by Gallenwater hall. Never forget.

Everyone around me is getting engaged, weddings are regular affairs and babies are poppin outta the vast majority of women I know. Me? Loving the fact that the biggest life decision I have to make at the moment is whether I want pizza or tacos for dinner.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!

Idk why people freak out when they see heavier people at the gym. Skinny people can be just as out of shape. Everyone has to start somewhere

My confession is that I am physically incapable of cumming from a blowjob. It goes back to my freshman year of highschool when I was a super virgin and I was dating this girl (also a super virgin) who offered to give me a blowjob. I was really excited until she started and I noticed it felt odd. I look down to see her with her cheeks puffed out like she was playing a damn tuba... she was literally "blowing" me. It was the most boner killing thing I have ever experienced so ever since then blowjobs have done absolutely nothing for me.