Thank you very much girls for keeping your window open tonight. You provided me with some much needed comic relief as you fell off of the bed you were jumping on.

The approval rating for confessions is starting to go down. Are the posts getting that much shittier?

I love how clueless everyone on this page is..

To the author of the note I found near the Slugg garden in south campus. I read your poem but did not take it. Your message was relatable but I decided to leave it for someone else to enjoy. You're poem was fantastic and I hope you have success against the troubles you mentioned. Perhaps I will meet you at the spot you mentioned. Keep fighting the good fight.

I take my poops in the sink inside my dorm room because I have this fear of public bathrooms. Luckily I've had diarrhea every day since I started eating the food on campus so it never clogs the drain.

If you have a beard, chances are you can get in my pants

I dated an Asian guy earlier this year. And now I'm obsessed with Asian men. I find them so attractive.

I think my RA is really hot, but he had a gf.. I saw him shirtless in our restroom this morning ;) I was peeing, and I got a little hard. I need help.