Friday, 12 September 2014 08:07 AM
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I slept around freshman year and got careless. Now I have an STD. I think I would die if anyone found out.
Friday, 12 September 2014 08:04 AM
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It's a wonderful feeling knowing that your friend that lives halfway around the world is willing to draw alien porn just for you.
Friday, 12 September 2014 07:45 AM
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I think I may have missed the most amazing opportunity for a booty call last night and I'm kicking myself over it so fucking hard.
Friday, 12 September 2014 07:44 AM
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For the past few nights, I've been waking up in the middle of the night and drowsily messaging a beautiful woman whose name I can't remember... but come morning, those messages are gone and I can't remember who she was.
Friday, 12 September 2014 06:45 AM
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I've been engaged 7 times to one person, who I finally left. Now my engagement to my new, improved girl went south. Am I doing something wrong or does the world just hate me?
Friday, 12 September 2014 04:22 AM
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Dear all the beautiful ladies on campus, just, thank you!
-all men
Friday, 12 September 2014 04:16 AM
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I well into my 20's and I still occasionally suck my thumb.
Friday, 12 September 2014 12:48 AM
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I can make my vagina fall asleep. Pins and needles baby!