Saturday, 13 September 2014 08:31 PM
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I am the sluttiest drunk and I just want to apologize to EVERYONE that I have tried to "seduce"
Saturday, 13 September 2014 08:31 PM
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I am so sorry you didn't fuck me. Would've been an amazing orgasm for both us.
Saturday, 13 September 2014 08:17 PM
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Anytime My butthole itches I think, worms!
Saturday, 13 September 2014 08:04 PM
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I thought moving in with my "best friend", would be so much fun. I was fucking wrong. She's got new friends, and ditches me everyday. I don't want be here anymore.
Saturday, 13 September 2014 07:51 PM
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To the guys who fucked the girl with herpes, at least it's not AIDS..
Saturday, 13 September 2014 07:48 PM
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There's a ska band on my street. Everyone thinks theyre so fuckin neat
Saturday, 13 September 2014 07:42 PM
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There are so many handsome guys I walk by and I want to casually compliment them but I feel like they'd think I'm a weirdo for giving them a compliment.
Saturday, 13 September 2014 04:34 PM
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Showering honestly makes me feel disgusting. I'm not overweight, but on a rare occasion I am chubby. Normally I am average to skinny though. I have bad hygiene because it makes me feel fat otherwise.