I wrote the y on the NAU horn society.
Yes, I am that corny, get over it.

My bf and I are searching for a girk to join us in bed. Don't hate, this is just something that we want. We're both attractive and fit, hopefully you are too. Like or comment and we'll contact you

Tbh, I'm over 140 and under 5'6" and I think I am damn fine.

To the guy I gave Subway to outside Safeway last week I hope things have gotten better. If you see this I would gladly help you out again if needed :)

God if I could find a girl who loves hard rock as much as I do, I would be very happy.

A jehovah witness came by today. I thought it was proper to open the door naked. I'm an atheist and I hated the JW. So I did it. Oh yeah, he's going to be scarred for life. One look at my body is enough to send to to the asylum.

I miss my pets more than my family members.

Alright so I'm a pizza delivery guy. Some of you don't seem to understand how ordering from dorms work, so here's a couple rules. First, know your fucking directions! If I tell you to go to the south-side parking lot, you should know where the fuck that is! Second, expect a call from the driver. We aren't allowed in dorms so keep an eye on your phone and answer the random number you get from me. PS: please tip me something. I make $5 an hour. Thanks :)