There's a girl in my 8am class who is absolutely gorgeous and just know you're the reason I'm happy and look forward to waking up early for that class(:

Sometimes I want to be more social on my floor because it always sounds like everyone is having fun outside my room. I don't know how to do that. Maybe they all already knew each other before coming here. I am a lonely freshman and I hate being in my room so much without a reason to get out.

Ever wonder if you're limited by your own inner potential? Reach for the stars! Let your dreams become reality... as if they are waiting for you at the finish line.

I have officially lost my boyfriend to fantasy football and Destiny...

Turns out the sangria at fat olives is really strong. I only ordered one drink because I was driving. Well I didn't expect that drink to be so strong but I still had to drive so I drove the tiniest bit tipsy. Not proud of myself at all, but nobody got hurt. I'm usually not a lightweight, but I swear that sangria has like 3 shots!

Not gonna lie I've tried cramming my cock into my shampoo bottle..

Who wants to "take a semester off" and travel the world with me???

I'm a level 113 mage in Runescape. What the fuck have you done with your life?