Let's be honest- vaginas are weird looking. Penises are weird looking. If you find someone who is willing to put their mouth anywhere near either of those weird looking things attached to your body, you've lucked out.

I'm SO much more willing to go down on a guy if he's fresh outta the shower. I won't blow you if you smell bad and I wouldn't expect you to go down on me that way either. Guys and girls, your junk gets smelly after a long day of being inside of pants. Wash up! It might be worth it.

When I lost my virginity, my girl friend had her Disney Pandora playing. I still can't get over how I had sex with the songs I grew up with playing in the background. Though, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" was the song playing as we finished so that makes it a little bit more humorous.

For the last 7 hours i have had this feeling in the back of my uvula and nasal airway that there is food stuck in there. I feel it fall and move. Ive been having this issue for about three months now. Everyonce in awhile it happens. I get super anxious and paranoid it will fall down my air pipe as i sleep. Has anyone of you ever suffered from this. What do.you suggest i do?

To all the smokers out there: I don't care if you smoke, but when you are walking to class and smoking at the same time, you're blowing that smoke in everyone's face behind you. Just pull off to the side and do it, please. If I wanted to breathe that shit in, I would smoke myself.

I'm a like whore, so I constantly fuck up my life to confess on here to make you guys like it. So in The name of entertainment and all things sacred, you're welcome.

Props to the dude playing the flute outside of the Wedge. I could hear it all the way from Tinsley. You go, Flute Bro.

I just dated my dream guy.. And he turned out to be a nightmare. When we first started dating he was a junior in accounting, went to the gym every day, and loved having sex.... 10 months later he was an NAU drop out, 30 pounds heavier, and had zero sex drive. I'm so glad his true colors finally showed.. Because now I'm with a handsome successful man who has his shit together.