Sometimes when I masturbate I get off so hard it shoots up to my face, I feel like I'm dodging bullets.

The most entertaining thing in class is reading the posts on the Yik Yak app. The levels of ignorance is too damn high!!!!

I have class with this one lady every day and I want to ask her out but I'm afraid to because she just got out of another relationship.

Cheated on my girlfriend and Took my first pony ride(hold her hair and fuck her doggy style) last night with a girl from tinder and she cant walk straight today. I feel a lot better in my sexless relationship now that Im getting it somewhere else.

Those "I don't like to hang out with other girls" girls. Maybe if you stopped treating every other girl like competition, you'd actually have friends. Not to say guys and girls can't be friends, but come on. If you sleep with all your guy friends, you're not their friend, you're their pass-around.

So what number is the cut off for guys to have slept with before you're considered a whore. Because I've slept with 6 guys and I'm wondering how many more I can sleep with before I start being called a slut...

To the kid who saw me topless in my apartment at the Grove this morning, you're welcome.

I think tapingo should never have been invented. It gives privilege to those able to afford superior technology like smartphones and essentially makes waiting patiently in line a meaningless gesture.