As a woman who works a shit ton, it's frustrating when guys expect you to drop everything to be with them. No, I'm not texting you while I'm at work. No, I'm not going to put off an assignment to go on a date with you. No, I'm not going sacrifice what little sleep I get to go party with you. No, I'm not going to make you a priority when I've only just met you. The man I want in my life would not only understand these things, but support what I'm doing. So the next time you come across a girl who's willing to say "no" to you because she had something more important to do, don't dismiss her as a waste of time and effort. She's not blowing you off - she's being an adult.

Well, to all my friends who went out last night (Thursday) and didn't send me an invite: Fuck you! Here I am going through some emotional times with some personal complications and my own friends don't even bother to hit me up for a good time. Some friends... I'll be happy to forget about you from now on as well.

I need a bottle of wine and great sex asap.

Someone at dinner tonight said I looked cute and asked for my number, but I was in a shitty mood and told them to leave me alone, and now I'm in an even shittier mood because of it.

It's pretty sad that the most common question I get when I tell people I am a paleontology major is "So do you get a boner when you watch Jurassic Park?" Of course the answer is yes, but still.

Dear NAU confessions,

I miss you! Please come back to me! I know I left you for yik yak for a while, but now I see the error of my ways... That stupid app is nothing more than a knock off hook-up site for drugs and sex. I miss the deep conversations, the stupid arguments, even the trolls. So please, just come back already. It's not the same without you.

To the person who is dating the guy into "Tony the Tiger": You started off your post saying you really liked him, so my only question is why on earth would you consider dumping him based off one strange (to you) hobby? Does this interest of his hurt anyone? Is it morally wrong? Does it somehow lessen any of his good qualities you are obviously attracted to? If that is his biggest fault he sounds like a keeper to me.

OM MY GAAAAHHHH!!!! These Middle Eastern guys are so damn sexy!!!!! AAAGHGHGHHHH!!!! I want one ;) I wander how many of them are gay or atLEAST bi........hit me up sexy ass mfs. I can't be the only only one highly interested, am I?