I look like a sorority girl but I sell drugs like a lord. Need help getting rid lots and lots of addy!

Dear Ex Boyfriend,

I know its been a while, but I really need to thank you. Thank you for all the pain, broken promises, and put-downs. Thank you for all the tears, tares, and feelings of inadequacy.

I hate when strangers tell me to watch my mouth in public because of their kids. I politely tell them to fuck off and I don't care about their kids. They're going to curse when they are older anyway so who gives a fuck?

So there's this really cute Black guy I keep seeing in the music building....didn't see him last year so I'm assuming he is new. If anyone knows who he is please let him know im smitten! (He wears glasses).

I feel bad for Rita Cheng any time it snows. Everyone bitches and complains that school should be canceled and circle-jerks about it. Anyone who complains about classes not being canceled is a little bitch. Besides grade schools, no one else closes for the day , why the fuck should nau? Ya'll want to be adults, but also want class to be canceled like elementary school. It's not going to be like that after school. Grow the fuck up.

It's snowed for half an hour already and school tomorrow hasn't been cancelled yet? Fuckin bullshit. My sense of entitlement didn't come with all-weather tires.

I think the difficult thing in being a guy that does want a strong woman is that no one will actually believe you.

What the fuck is it with women using tinder just to "meet friends"? I get that some women just say that so they don't look like a slut, but get the fuck off of tinder if that's really what you are using it for and go out make friends in real life. Tinder is for people who are mutually attracted to each other to meet—because knowing if someone is attracted to you is a lot harder than just making friends. That's the whole reason why the app was made. If you aren't "about that life" and don't want to use tinder the way it was meant to be used, quit wasting people's time and energy and get the fuck off the app. Or would going without men's constant attention and validation just be too much for you to handle? Pathetic. Oh and by the way, I don't want to see a picture of your dog. Thanks.