My roomate is just so awkward and doesn't know personal space, and doesn't get cues that I want to be left alone. Oh, and if she could stop hanging out in the room with just a shirt and granny panties that would be great! She is pretty fat, with mountains of cellulite. I don't get people that can just change in front of total strangers like it's no big deal and get in their space. I dread the time she is ever in the room because it's always so incredibly awkward. Halp :(

I've slept with 14 guys in the past 3 years of not being a virgin... Sure I've gotten my fair share of judgement and I've had regrets, but there is nothing I can do about it now. Wait?! Did you see that? No? Good because it's how many fucks I give.

Why do people talk down freshman, like you weren't one last year. I mean we're all actually adults lol. Plus it's not my fault my parents fucked in 1995.

You know you've found a great boyfriend when you get verigo because you are sick and he refuses to fall asleep until you are almost asleep yourself, holds you and gives you back rubs until you feel better.

I had to deal with two racist, homophobic individuals last night in completely separate circumstances. I'm kind of proud of myself for showing a great deal of restraint and not ripping their tongue out of their head.

Most people need to learn to not pack their back-packs until class is officially over. Especially in big auditorium classes like Religion 150. It sounds like a Fire Drake is coming down from the North. It takes five seconds to pack it up. Wait till the Prof is done talking.

It's a well known fact that those who wear white jeans enjoy butt stuff. Choose your outfits wisely. False advertisement is frowned upon.

I don't really care if I come across as a crazy bitch. You did me wrong so fuck you. I'll make sure the next guy I'm with can snap you in half.