Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:36 AM
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To the asshole who burnt the waffle at 3 am in Sechrist: GO FUCK YOURSELF. No one likes you now because you fucking craved a waffle at 3 am and burnt it so badly that 8 levels had to be evacuated. fuck you.
Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:26 AM
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This school thing is really getting in the way of college.
Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:22 AM
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When I'm driving through campus at night on weekends, I'm really temped to just slyly offer the drunk kids a hit from my bowl. Drive up and be like "...psst hey..." Like a mysterious superhero who makes the walk home slighty better. Yeah
Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:17 AM
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I like to collect toilet paper rolls in hopes that I will be able to do something fantasic with them.
Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:15 AM
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I started wiping down all my shit because I'm afraid my roommate may be cumming on everything.
Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:12 AM
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*hits blunt* why do admins not like my posts but like others...
Saturday, 20 September 2014 12:47 AM
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I've come to the realization that the number of people in my friend group who crossdress outnumber those who don't :D
Saturday, 20 September 2014 12:30 AM
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I feel so overwhelmed... Trying to work and be a full time student is fucking hard. Everyday I feel like I let someone else down because I don't have time for them... I really hope my whole life isn't this torn up. :/