Saturday, 20 September 2014 06:57 PM
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To the guy from Tinder that I hooked up with recently: did you stop talking to me because I didn't swallow?
Saturday, 20 September 2014 06:26 PM
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I haven't seen my boyfriend in like a month. So when I went back home today we fucked for like 4 hours straight. Best day ever.
Saturday, 20 September 2014 05:13 PM
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To the beautiful girls that I was talkin to at the mall, Idk why the hell I didn't get your numbers but if you see this like or comment so we can party ;) this is the snowboard instructor by the way.
Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:13 PM
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Girls that lift are hot and girls who are on crutches and still do a better workout then most guys are hotter gym crutches girl can I get your number
Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:59 PM
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Read your college textbooks in a Morgan Freeman voice. You will understand the content much better. You're welcome.
Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:33 PM
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I'm going to come out right now to you. I have used OK Cupid. This is shameful and wrong. I should come out to someone though. I know you don't know who I am but its my first step.
Saturday, 20 September 2014 12:35 PM
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So I was reading someone's lumberjack shirt the other day and it hit me....... We should change our mascot from the lumberjacks to the JUMBOJACKS! How rad would that be?? Big JUMBOJACKS on the football players helmets and stuff
Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:47 AM
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To the hawaiian girl in my class...your skin in white shorts will be the reason I fail dynamics and I'm ok with that.