My roommates and I enjoy sitting in our dorm reading at your pathetic confessions. Most of you guys are some really fucked up people, but we love you for it. To all the girls/guys who post about rape, suicide, depression, we're sorry you feel that way, and hope you all get help soon.
but seriously, most of you guys are fucked up.

My dad told me he had a headache today, and I had weed for the first time in awhile. I almost with out thinking told him to a
smoke and bowl and that I had some. I though about it and didn't say it. I wish I had said it. And I'm not sure when that opportunity will ever come again.

Sincerely,
The the stoned wallflower

So does everyone else just ignore the fact that we go to school that has cemeteries full of dead bodies

I am a six foot one girl who loves sports and old time rock and roll. Can someone please notice me for once.

To the dude in Starbucks who asked the girl in the shorts and crop top where the rest of her clothes were: You are a fucking asshole. Stop trying to police women's bodies and grow the fuck up.

Dear person who was whining by the bike racks today. You chained your bike to mine, so I had to free my bike SOMEHOW.
(Might start putting an electric dremel in my bag from now on)

To the girls chanting "Penis" "Penis" on Friday around 6:00pm while coming out of Union and perhaps heading towards Raymond, please ask anyone to give you a dick, don't make your desperate desires so public!!!

I have the best roommate ever... I buried myself in our room after I got off work and started watching a fault in our stars getting all depressed and shit. He came in and was like come with me let's go make you happy and watch a movie at Prochnow. He is the reason I'm in a good mood 90% of the time! Love ya buddy!